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Lately I've been getting up early to get in a quick workout before school. This requires me to go through the garage and down into our dungeon of a basement. So on Friday, I dragged my lazy butt out of bed and headed down. After completing my workout, I walked to the door, pulled to open it, and found that it was stuck.
Like, completely stuck. No other way out. Stuck-stuck.
Do. Not. Panic.
Thankfully I had my phone. So I calmly called Drew, who is dead-to-the-world when he sleeps. He doesn't get up until right before I leave for work. So I had about an hour before his alarm would go off. And after calling him 5 times, I realized his phone must be on silent.
Do. Not. Panic.
I quickly surveyed the piles of junk that have accumulated in the dungeon and chose a tennis racket as my tool of choice. I then proceeded to stand beneath our bedroom and bang on the ceiling while screaming at the top of my lungs.
"Drew!!!! I'm stuck in the basement!!!"
"Drew!!! Wake up! I'm stuck in the basement!!!"
"Help me!!! I'm stuck in the basement!!!"
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!"
This went on for way too long. I could hear the confused scamper of puppy paws above me, but no people paws. That guy was seriously passed out. I half expected the neighbors to come rescue me before Drew woke up.
Thankfully, after about 10 minutes of shouting and banging on the ceiling, he eventually woke up. He was very confused and disoriented, but all ended well. And to think, you had no idea this drama was going on while you slept snuggly in your bed yesterday.
This could have turned out way worse though! What if Drew had been out of town and I hadn't taken my phone with me?!? I can't even imagine what I would have done...
So the new rule is, I have to be careful with the dungeon door and always take my phone downstairs with me. Drew will be traveling a bit in the coming weeks, so if you are one of the millions of folks who has a key to my house (Katy, I'm speaking directly to you) please be prepared for early morning rescue missions.
And if you don't hear from me for a few days, maybe just drive by to check. I don't think I can be trusted to be alone.
