Every month the Gamma Phi Beta gals from our pledge class who live in the KC area get together for our own rendition of the formal dinner we had every Wednesday during college. Only our dinners take place at local restaurants, we aren't served by houseboys, there's rarely any singing of the blessing, and we don't have a house mom breathing down our necks about proper dinner etiquette. Sometimes we pass the salt without passing the pepper too. I know, we're such rebels.
Since it's summer we decided that we needed to have an extra-fun Wednesday Night Dinner. We headed to the Crossroads for a fun night at
Hamburger Mary's. Luckily, Wednesday nights are also Bingo Night. Sweet.
I was oh-so-excited when I checked out their extensive menu and found that not only were there 2 vegetarian burger options, but you could also choose your burger then choose the style. So you weren't just stuck with a plain ol' veggie burger like at most restaurants. You could choose the veggie burger then do a Honolulu Burger, a Meaty Mushroom Burger, or any of their delicious choices.
The choices overwhelmed me, but thanks to Allie I wound up with a Fireball Burger (with a black bean patty, of course). Blackened seasoning, hot sauce, jalapenos, ranch dressing... oh my!
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| Fireball Burger. |
I am not exaggerating when I say that this was the best burger I've ever had... veggie or not. It was amazing. The fries were amazing. I was a one happy camper.
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| Munch munch munch. |
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| Other happy campers. |
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| Big Ass Burgers. |
After a bit the place started to get more crowded as the Bingo enthusiasts poured in. A gal came around to pass out Bingo cheat sheets.
Why would we need Bingo cheat sheets?
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| Crazy Dirty Bingo. |
Because this wasn't just ordinary Bingo. This was crazy dirty Mary-style Bingo. We played games like Hard-on Bingo, Three-way Bingo, and 4 Prostitutes running from a Pimp Bingo. So the cheat-sheet was necessary.
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| Excited for Bingo! |
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| The real deal! |
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| Gamma Phis love Bingo! |
Soon we were introduced to our hostess with the mostess, Miss Melinda Ryder.
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| Miss Ryder |
She danced a little number then got right down to calling Bingo. She used lots of dirty words, told dirty jokes, and was kind of just plain dirty. We were horrified when right in the middle of the first round a family of four, with two young girls, came in for dinner and sat down at a booth right behind us.
Horror.
They jumped up and disappeared after Miss Melinda sing-songed, "He's a wiener, he's a wiener! Hit him in his hard-on!" to the first winner. We were all quite relieved not to be a part of innocence lost that night.
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| He's a wiener! |
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| LP is serious about Bingo! |
Our Melinda was the first winner from our table. Yea Melinda!!!
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| Melinda & Melinda. |
After you win you have to run around the restaurant while everyone chucks their crumpled up loser Bingo cards at you.
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| She's a wiener! |
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| Such a good sport. |
Oh, AND, all the proceeds go to help a local charity. So not only is it dirty and fun, but you can feel good about yourself for being such a great and charitable person.
After 5 rounds we had half-time. This was mainly so Miss Melinda could do an outfit change. Then she came back out and did another number.
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| Get it girl! |
Seriously, the girl has got moves!!!
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| Front & Center! |
After Miss Melinda performed, her friend Jaeonce performed a little "Single Ladies" dance number. She might be my favorite.
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| All the single ladies! |
When I first walked into the restaurant, she was standing at the front and I thought she was a statue. Then she moved and I kind of made an audible gasp that Kaitlin said she could hear from the table. Oops. So she and I didn't get off the the best start. I don't know if it would have helped if I'd explained that I wasn't startled by her being a she-man, but that I was startled by her not being a statue. Honest mistake!
The second half proved to be quite successful for our table. Ellen won a round of Mile High Bingo.
She chose as her prize a bunch of children's books. I'm sure she'll enjoy reading her children to sleep with the books she won at drag-queen Bingo.
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| Everyone's a wiener! |
Next Lindsey won the very last round! Hooray!
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| Wiener! |
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| Checking her balls. |
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| We all pretended that those were pink carnations. |
There's also a raffle where half the money raised goes to the winner and half goes to the charity.
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| Raffle tickets! |
FYI: when you play a raffle like this, it is customary to give the winnings back to the charity. Good to know... I might have been the a-hole flaunting my winnings and looking like a real jack.
We didn't win the raffle, but Miss Melinda did agree to take a picture with us!
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| We ♥ Drag Queen Bingo!!! |
This will undoubtedly go down as the greatest Wednesday Night Dinner of all time. So. Much. Fun.
If you are looking for a fabulous time and amazing food, check out Hamburger Mary's! They have tons of events too. We'll definitely be hitting up Drag Queen Brunch one of these Sundays. Maybe we'll even invite our house-mom to help us brush up on table manners.
♥Happy Friday♥