I'm going to be a FACS teacher. That means I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to be teaching. It totally depends on where I get a job and what class they need me to teach.
There's a very good chance I may have to teach kiddos to sew. This poses a problem as I have no idea how to sew. I have
next to no experience. Thankfully I'm equipped with an exceptional ability to BS my way through things I don't know about. And I'm signed up for a "Fabrication Construction" class next semester.
But I didn't want to show up on the first day of class with absolutely no knowledge. I have to have a bit of info in my pocket to really be able to fake it. So I signed up for a Basics of Sewing Class at
Harper's.
The two hour class promised to teach me the ins and outs of the sewing machine and how to sew a zipper. Big time stuff.
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| The Machine. |
Okay, this was listed as a class for "beginners" but I was one of only two people in class who didn't bring their own sewing machine! If you actually own a machine and know how to operate it you are a bit advanced in my book.
I sat there with a look of terror I'm sure as the lady talked endlessly with words I didn't know. Bobbin? WTF is a bobbin?! Why am I threading it?
This lady loves sewing. Duh. She owns a fabric/sewing store. But man, I haven't heard someone speak so enthusiastically on a subject... like ever. She totally got me excited to sew.
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| I sewed two pieces of fabric together. Holla. |
Eventually I picked up what she was talking about and even got my bobbin threaded. Our last project was to sew a zipper. I did it. It was awesome.
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| Oh yeah, I asked one of the other students to take my pic. And yes, she thought I was nuts. |
I can't even imagine how useful this will be. I'm planning on adding a zipper to everything around here. I mean, what
wouldn't benefit from the addition of a zipper? I like that fabric so much, I may just turn it into some fancy pants for Drew. Wouldn't he look great in yellow?!
I'm hoping that I learned enough to be able to take my class next semester without the teacher and everyone else wondering what business I have teaching something so foreign to me.
This will be our little secret, okay? I can't go losing my street cred with the FACS gals.