Tuesday, November 26, 2013

So Thankful... Now Take a Drink.

Turkey Day is upon us... let's have a moment of silence for the 85 million turkeys that gave their lives so we can feast on Thursday. 

Okay, now let's talk about something more fun... like booze.  Thanksgiving boozing to be more precise.  A coworker* sent me the link to this fun Thanksgiving drinking game.  And what better way to make the best of the inevitable awkward moments that will take place?  For the full set of rules, click here.  These are my favorite.

1.  When someone refers to the turkey as moist... TAKE A DRINK!

2.  Someone asks for an unreasonably large piece of pie**... TAKE A DRINK!

3.  Someone actually eats the canned cranberry sauce... CHUG YOUR WHOLE DRINK!

4.  Someone brings a "raw", "clean eating", or "paleo" side dish***... CHUG YOUR DRINK!

5.  Someone asks a personal question you'd rather not answer... CHUG YOUR DRINK!

Why do people think this is okay?

6.  Someone actually says, "Gobble Gobble"... CHUG 2 DRINKS!

7.  Someone unbuttons their pants... TAKE A DRINK!

8.  Someone takes off their pants... CHUG 2 DRINKS!

9.  You're forced to awkwardly say what you're thankful for...  CHUG 2 DRINKS!!

10.  Someone (and maybe it's you****) eats 5 or more rolls...  TAKE A DRINK!

I am thankful for so many things this year, not the least of which is boozing on Thanksgiving.  Hope ya'll have a happy happy turkey day!  Gobble Gobble!


*My coworkers are awesome.
**That would probably be me.
***How about vegan/gluten free?
****It is.

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