Sky Mall

During our recent travels* I spent a good deal of time reading through the Sky Mall magazine.  Confession:  it's my favorite part of traveling.  I'm not a good flier.  And reading each and every description of each and every product offered not only takes my mind off the fact that we are millions of feet above the safety of Earth, but it also entertains the heck out of me.  Here are ten things I think we all need from the Sky Mall.

1.  Human Sling Shot.  Price: $99.99

This doesn't seem like a terrible idea at all.

2.  Magic Shower Head.  Price: $49.99

Now I can have a rave in the shower.  Finally.

3.  Hoodie Pillow.  Price: $24.99

Yes!  The thing I'm missing in my sleep routine is a hood.  Brilliant!

4.  One of a Kind Shirt (for men).  Price: $129.99 - $199.99

I know what Drew's getting for Christmas!!!

5.  Cat Toilet.  Price: $49.99

Now if only I had a cat.

6.  Bigfoot Tree Yeti Sculpture.  Price: $69.95

OMG.  Mya would love this!

7.  Mademoiselle Floor Lamp.  Price: $549

We're all pretty sure this is modeled after me, right?

8.  Skel-e-gnome.  Price: $29.95 - $59.95

Because regular gnomes are so 2008.

9.  Beer Pouch Hoodie.  Price: $39.95


No longer will our hands be prisoners of cold beer!

 

10.  VaccUFlex.  Price: $29.99

Okay, I actually think this is genius.  Buy it for me.  Right meow.

Now get out your credit card and get your holiday shopping done in a flash.  You're welcome.


*I LOVE Chicago!!!