Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Chapter Titles In My Memoir

1.  Not Everything In Kansas Is Flat.  Now Take that Rug Back to Dara's.

2.  Your Head Will Look Great on a Stick.

3.  Virgins Who Talk a Big Game.

4.  Mis Abuelos Son Verdes! Spanish Power Hour.

5.  Internet Stalking & Wine: A Typical Friday Night.

6.  Adventures of Debbie Gibson.

7.  Tattooed in the Night.

8.  So You've Decided to Build a Beeramid.

9.  Your Gynocolgist Knows All Your Friends.  How to Make Important Life Decisions.

10.  Hitch-Hiking With Foreigners; The Lies We Tell.

4 comments:

Kaitlin said...

Favorite. Post. Ever.

Sam said...

and this is why we're friends...:)

TrophyWife said...

When will this be out? Where can I preorder my copy?

Katy said...

I agree with Kaitlin and Sam. Cannot stop laughing.