Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Whack!

I am still in awe of the fact that I am allowed to not only supervise children, but influence them.  I often feel very unqualified.  I didn't go through a traditional teacher education program, so sometimes I feel like I missed out on some of the rules.  Most of the time I just hope that I'm not totally screwing them up. 
 
A few weeks ago, while in our fruit unit, we had a "weird fruit" day.  I went to Whole Foods and bought the weirdest fruit I could find. 
 
FYI, the selection of weird fruit available in Kansas in October is sad.  But middle school kids think a kiwi is weird.  So pomegranates, star fruit, plantains, and coconut really blew their mind.
 
I was totally unaware of the process that is required for cracking into a whole coconut.  I had to Google it, then head over to the Wood Shop room to borrow a hammer and nails.  
 
Fortunately for you, I have it on tape.  I asked one of my students to snap a photo (for the blog of course) and she suggested a video. 
 
Brilliant. 
 
My students are brilliant.
 
Unfortunately for me, this was one of those instances when my vocabulary was inappropriate for middle school.  I didn't even realize it.  Drew watched the video and pointed out that you can't say, "whack it" to 12-year-olds. 
 
See for yourself:
 
 

Not so bad, right?  I'm sure it isn't the worst thing I've said in front of them. 

Thank you for continuing on with this ridiculous and random post.

2 comments:

Lauren Grier said...

Ha! Friend, this is hysterical. And I disagree with Drew, I think you can totally say whack it in front of kids. I mean there is a game called "Whack a Mole!"

Miss you friend!!

Sam said...

I agree with Lauren...this is hilarious and you can 'whack it'...you're awesome.